La la la, la la la~

(Oops, I posted it without typing anything XD)

Seems wifey is now.. not here. D: I never did get a proper answer from her before she said she'd rarely be able to get on.

Mm, I had a very lovely Christmas. ^^ (it's ironic how lovely is my favourite word and the name Miyavi gave his baby girl, I was quite full of smiles because it just felt very ironic) Christmas eve we open one present. I received a shawl and pashmina scarf, both handmade. :3 The next time I see those guys, I might hug them, the ones who made it. XD That won't be until the craft fair in the city though next year.

In the morning, I got my camera, my Nabari DVD (second part, so now I own the complete anime series, the Japanese art book, and the first volume of it translated to English :'D I ish so happy), my Japanese cam corder with cool telescopic lense. Clothes, chocolates, Victorian magazines~. I also got my blue morpho didius butterflies, two in different types of frames. I love them so much. Oh, and a DS game. ^^

Why my mother asked if we got too little this year is beyond me. I love what I got. :3 Now all I want is a little crotchetted bunny to name Lenora, but the lady I want to buy it from has her shop closed until the 11th. How saddening, I really did wish to order that bunny.. >.< And my friend got the GazettE's newest album, DIM, for Christmas, limited edition version. *0*

I might just go take it from her. Because now I really want it. >.< I own two other Japanese CDs. :3 Kaya's Glitter album, limited addition, and Malice Mizer's de Merveilles with three discs. ^^

Have a Happy New Year~.

XMAS!

So unlike in any other family i've met or movie or tv show, we open our gifts at 12pm on christmas eve, making it christmas?

So, anyways we open it at night which in my opinion is much better because it's right after Christmas eve dinner. So tonight was pretty interesting.

It was overly interesting. Unlike lasT year which we got crummy gifts, we actually got something good? Now don't get me wrong. I love my family and the time we spent together tonight. Especially at dinner but thats why I celebrate it. For the family and since it was one of the few times our whole family was together.

The gifts just made it awesome.

So here are pics from tonighT :D

Our treeeeeeee.

My bro and his DSi

And our gifts. All wii plus an iTouch. I love my family <>

Well All thats left is to wait for sunday so I can got to Mexico.

I hope you all had/HAVE a happy christmas! <>

Hot choco

I love you wifey <3

Also might I add, wifey has like the most PRETTTTTIEST voice evah. She sings really wonderful as well in whatever other language she knows.

When I grow up and if i'm not dead, I will certainly open up a cafe. First i'll start with one and slowly open more if successful. I'll certainly open one up in Canada. It'll have pastries, coffee, small appetizers and coffee and chocolate. I'll hire awesome workers who will roller skate throughtout the cafe with cute waiter outfits <3>

As for that special someone for me...There's someone but to be honest I don't think it's worth obsessing over but I can hope I guess

Now...IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE! We set up the tree perfectly, we have the meals and dinners ready. I'm actually pretty happy this year.

Except for the fact that we gad to clean up the whole place and that was bullshit because that ruined it all. But it was funny because the moment we took a break to go dress up the dog and stalk her, the Presents "MAGICALLY" appeared below the christmas tree so says my mother. That "Santa" brought them. It's not much like most families that spoil their children with everything they want but i'm content because it came from them with good intentions and it's so cute as well and makes me happy.

Except my brother, the spoiled, really wants a DSi which in my opinion is totally ridiculous. But oh well Tonight we shall behold what we got and i'll take pics to upload them later :]

Hmm I can't say I don't have wishes either....

I really want a Vest for school ]: This one especially, as soon as I get a credit card I am SO GETTING IT.

Then there's this coat I want as well....

And finally a sweater that has this awesome hood....I have a thing for hoodies

ALL THESE CLOTHES ARE FROM http://www.lolita-kisama.com/ Maybe you'd find something from there you'd like ;]

*Loves visual kei's and asians <3 *

Now the date is set. I'm leaving to Mexico this Sunday and hopefully it'll be awesome. NO SNOW FOR ME AND ALL BEACH AND SAND! <3

*will update this post with pics later*

Wifey's on a role lately with these updated stuffies. X3 I didn't mean all people are tramps by what you said (mind I update this at 11 pm at night my time). <3

Right now I'm unsure who my heart is leaning to, perhaps no one in particular now, even though I'm happy~. With someone.

Ah, Christmas~. I love Christmas. I've never loved it for gifts, but it meant a time to spend with family. When I'm older, I'll run myself an inn. Of course, I never knew the process would be so difficult or expensive. Well, I knew the expensive part, but.. My inn will be very precious to me. I want it to be a place different from regular hotels and houses or motels, I want it to feel open and full of ideas. I want it to become a second home to people. I hope to bring out very many feelings with my job, as this way I can pursue my dream of becoming a big name author in Canada (somehow, being famous as a writer does not appeal to me, but becoming a big named author of Canada is really cool, in my mind. I've only met a handful of writers) and work as a housewife. :3 That ideal suits me and my inability to be around people much.

Yes, I shall buy toys for children if possible for those who visit my inn. X3 It's really what I want to do but I hope whoever I marry will help me and approve of having their house set this way.

Christmas also means free range reindeer antlers and candy canes!! >:D

Wal Mart 2

So again it is time to post Wal Mart pics of the day to show how dedicated our American Shoppers are.

This week was odd since I had to go through a bunch of pics to find some good ones D:

Well without further delay, Introducing NUMBERRRRRR 4.

Can't restraing the Tigahhh-

Oh. Not this tiger, I mean Tiger woods. If it makes you feel better I think this tiger is sexier.

Number 3-

Pink is the new black-

Pink is in black is out. Pink has been discovered to make you look sexier....wait oh no girl. Those gloves are so not in.

Number two-

Bad Hair day-

Think you have it bad? Nuff' said.

Number One which is totally lame D:

Why so srz?-

This counfounds me. I'm oretty sure this is a mask but then again....

*these pics are taken from PeopleofWalmart.com and I claim no ownership ]; *

Double scoop

Well seeing my wifeys post I feel the need to clarify myself.

I don't believe that ALL individuals in short relationships are considered bad or as I referred to them "tramps"

No, my issue that day was with my friend who canstantly gets a new boyfriend every week or two and dumps them because they get to attatched or she's bored of them

Now this is an issue for me because she really is quite ignorant of the other individual and how that person feels on the relationship.

Right now i'm leaning toward this dude. Who I really don't know but for some reason he interests me. Not in the whole "boyfriend" category but as in a close friend. Now I believe there is a clear line with the term "boyfriend/partner" and just a"friend with benefits". There are no close feeling attatched with the friends with benefits concept and I find it to be more humane than actually reffering someone as your partner when you don't really mean it.


Now to end the boring rant of mines/


But anyways on to todays topic for me.

CHRISTMAS.

Notice how I put it in bright red.

So. I have realized just today, not kidding, that it's winter. And that christmas is coming up. (Only reason I noticed was because it finally snowed today after a long ass time. Zomg global warming?!)

Previous years I would make a BIG deal out of it and I sure as hell had it marked on my calender.

But this year i've just been so busy and time has been flying by. I'm noticing that as well! As years go by, time flies by faster for me.

It feels as if last week It was the first day of school.

So anyways, the issue is. "WHAT TO GET EVERYONE?"

And I have finally came up with an answer after much thinking and really long hours of boredom.

Nothing.

Hell, i'm poor and they expect me to give? I'll give my love and gratitude to my loved ones. Plus this whole "Materialistic" desire for gifts on christmas is overrated and not what the spirit of christmas is about....(Actually is a materialistic maniac supporter herself) I even told this to a friend on the phone as he started ranting on how it was messed up and how thats not christmas at all. But face it. All these years of individuals filling kiddies head that they get gifts on christmas, even with all their naughty doings and the media always advertising objects on the TV so us individuals can desire them and waste all our precious money on things we don't need. There is no spirit of chirtmas anymore.

It's just capitalism.

Thats what I'll call it now :D

But for this december and New Years i'll be going to Mexico to visit the pyramids in which they offered slaves hearts to the gods so it would rain. Yeah I'M EXCITED! <3

I'll bring back pics and post them here and on my facebook as well.

I'll be right up there ;o OFFER MY SOUL TO THE GODDDDS!

And what i'm most excited about is the airplane ride. Sure it gets boring but not if you have the right stuff with you.

I'll make a goal. To make random friends on the plan before the plan ride ends.....that is if I know how to even get around an airport...since this is my first time going alone and i've never went alone...WHAT IF I GET ON THE WRONG PLANE? OMG. But seriously it'll be a big scare for me and hopefully I don't get lost.

And this talk about airports reminded me about the recent epidemic with the swine flu. Don't worry people, THEY HAVE VACCINES NOW! I WILL NOT COME BACK AND INFECT YOUR CHILDREN, CAT OR GRANDPA! SO NO FEAR THE MEXICAN! I've seen people who still believe the h1N1 is an issue and really feel like shooting them in the head. Stupid media and making a big deal out of it.

Also I got my shots.

Now here's a little XKCD comic about airports <3

So happy Capitalist Holidays you guys!

Miss Death's Insight

Miss Death here~. I've also neglected the blog (silly me XP) due to personal affairs. But now that I know my lovely British friend is well and some other minor things have been sorted out, everything is as lovely as ever~.

Well, not really, because certain people are making a certain life seem like certain hell... and I'm Satan. =__=;;

I see wifey brought up the topic and her opinions on short relationships. I've.. handled some before with much regret, but I'm a soft person. And I don't seek people for sexual reasons. Ew, no. I'm one of those Not-Before-I'm-18-You-Lazy-A-Holes-Who-Knock-People-Up. Yup. Besides that, guys don't hold interest in me that way. D; (actually, no, that's an utter lie, but don't tell that to my low self esteem!)

Recently I was in a short relationship... five to six weeks at least. But the thing was, I only had a crush on the guy. I wasn't entirely serious, but.. he was transfixed with me. Nearly to the extent it was suffocating. I can't say many details on it, though.. because of what occurred after it ended. Don't get me wrong, he was a good fellow, but there were certain qualities I knew were missing.

Height, appearance, appropriate personality.. The things I want are always missing because I am deprived of chances to meet new people, or am completely ignored. I'm a distant person and close relationships with people are tough for me because I'm also overly emotional. Not many guys at school approach me, at least from my perspective they don't, but I'm alright with that. It's not like I want them to look at me, but.. it makes me feel as though I will never find someone right. I never date for meaningless reasons, and I always have second thoughts at first. I've also never been asked out directly by a person, or confessed to my face. That's never happened.

I'm called a loser for being a virgin, and people think I'm weird because I scoff at the thought of holding hands. There's always two people who pick on me constantly to annoy me and don't see how badly they're affecting me, even if I find them pure nuisances. At least I'm not a slut.

Not that all people who are teens and whatnot are sluts. Heck no. D: I have friends who enjoy short relationships and they actually bring a flicker of hope to my lips because I'm always happy to know.. that they can look forward to those relationships. One who is sexually active often tells me things because she knows I'm uncomfortable, but eventually those ideas sink in and let me experience the thoughts so I know what to expect. Not that I didn't. (why are my writings so damn descriptive?! ;__; )

I might not updat the blog with my posts until after Christmas~. ^-^v I wasn't planning to but then I thought wifey might be troubled. <3>

The problem with short relationships...

The topic of relationships has seriously been bugging me so much. Nowadays kids and teenagers take the concept of "relationships" to a level in which is gortesque and disgusting. As if it were some fad and just stick with their "partner" for a short amount of time until somehow or eventually they grow tired of each other.

I know this one girl who constantly keeps getting a partner. But I fail to see the satisfaction in that. To always move to another guy because you grow tired of one or as some say "problems and issues" with them. I believe you should only truly go out with someone if you truly have some sort of attraction for them.

No, I don't believe in the concept of 'Love' itself. We are all mammals and animals. We are attracted to the opposite (or same sex if you roll that way) sex by sexual attractions and perhaps emotions and a 'attatchment' we develop towards them. Other factors influence such as in my case I love intimidation. But unlike others I don't go around trying guys as if they were just some thing to waster every week.

I do believe in a relationship in which there is something going on and feeling and compatibality is strong because of common characteristics, ideas or other factors. But just dating for one-three four weeks is really something that gets me mad. So unless you have a good reason for that time period then it's stupid.

This is what influences today society and our behavior in our neighborhoods. Why little kids are having kiddies and us getting into sexual relationships at such a young age. BECAUSE of this problem and the fact that we're not raised or disciplined to choose our partners wisely and not in a way where we just make ourselves seem like sluts or tramps.

Ok rant over.

];

Questions to ask the new guy...

Ok so i'm bored. And it's nighttime. And i'm bored.

And thirsty.

So today I met this new chick who's name is Veronica. She seems awesome so far and well I just got thinking. This other new kid, is in like two of my classes and in my lunch? So i figure, hey what would anyone ask the new guy in high school?

I didn't know and tomorrow i'll attmept to ask him the questions I develope here and see where it goes from there. It will be random questions and I will record the answers and post.

So. Without further hold...


20 QUESTIONS TO ASK THE NEW GUY.
1. What's your name? (duh)
2. Why'd you transfer here?
3. Like it so far?
4. Do you think the kids here are such pricks?
5. Whats your favorite color?
6. Would you make out with that color?
7. If a girl were your favorite color, would you make out with her?
8. what's your favorite type of music?
9. Who's your favorite band?
10. If you could change your name to another what would it be?
11. Pepsi or cola?
12. Boxers or brief?
13. Tats or piercings?
14. ever imagine a room fulled of naked people?
15. whats the worst lie you ever told?
16 whats the most embarrasing thing that ever happened to you?
17. do you think lady gaga is freaky?
18. would you make out with a snake if I payed you 100 bucks?
19. Are you straight?
20. Wanna hang out?


Actually I lack creativity. But i'm sure i'll ask these questions tomorrow for pure boredom
D:

TB

One of my recent fascinations nowadays seems to be TED.com Really brilliant andI can always find something to learn and entertain me at the same time. I remember this recent video I saw in my art class and can't exactly remember the link but. it. was. AMAZING.

I'll try to search it and post it here but I think it was "Flip Art" You know.

Like when some of us where younger and bought a packet of post it notes and drew an image on each post it that followed the one before?

And then in the end flipping it? I loved it.

Maybe i'll do one and video tape it and put it on here. But Ah, the younger years.

*is 15 and saying this*

Classhole

So I have neglected my lovely TB ];

Sorry, I have just been SO busy. This weekend I went to New Jersey to debate Policy.
Oh ya. I'm a debater and debate that hobos should get drugs and that it outweight extinction.

Haha, so like we won first place. Also took first place from one of the specialized high school.

Yeah it felt pretty good taking first place from them higher educational, snotty eye rolling, brats.
Thats right, dropping T in the 2AR. I kicked a bunch of Aryian butt <3 HAI! So there have been rumors going on that I keep producing baby hamsters that pop out of my shirt and eat them when nobody is looking. THAT IS A LIE.


So now time for RANDOM POSTING OF THE DAY.

My all time favoite websites since ever. XKCD. I've checking their updates and just find their comics amusing. Never heard of them? SHAME ON YOU.

Especially Classhole. I just love hime and his originality and being a....Classy asshole.

READ ABOUT HIM. FIND OUT ABOUT HIM.






I'll post more comics from XKCD when i'm not lazy. They really are funny. Although some are hard to comprehend if you don't speak smart ]; *is one of them*




I WANT THIS FOR CHRISTMAS :o






I have an odd obsession with buttons. Especially ones that say stuff that make people go "Wow" or "wtf". Especially putting them on my bookbag. And safety Pins. <3




...Maybe the rumors are true D:

Tumbly Tummy..

Before I type anything, I might want to warn you I hate Twilight. The only thing good about it is Jackson Rathbone, and that was before I realized he was Jasper. (lol, I saw his picture on my friend's wall, with him normal looking.. and my other friend was pairing him up with this other guy saying they'd make a cute gay pairing)

Might I also add that is the only random wtf I read on here, and my wifey has nearly killed any hope my brain is sanitary. It's hard enough to acknowledge I'm not sane (at least not exactly sane, I'm normal, just not sane) and that I'm one step into the future for abandoning common sense.

Where did my common sense go..

So I'm angry. D: I really, REALLY wanted to listen to a song..

.. And the inernet ate it.

This deserves a consulting of LiveJournal and effeminate male Japanese rock stars.

(sorry Yuki, you aren't included because you've been a naughty boy. Plus, your Canadian wife beat me with a shoe and gang raped me in gym class with her ex fiancee who wants to suck my dick. Oh, I don't have one, in case you wanted it. :P Rachael ate it off.)

YAY, STRESS.

Lets Have some fun this joint is sick, lets go and have some with some walmart pics.

Yes, yes, I used the lady gaga song "Love Game". Bite me.


So while reading a blog I came across a post in which she recommended some sites in case of boredom.

And one especially captured my interest. Wal Mart.

No, no. Not just wal mart itself but the individuals who shop at wal mart and pics taken by others to treasure the precious memories of what crazy things we can find in Walk Mart.


So every now and then I will have "WAL MART PIC OF THE DAY" And post the top 3 pics that I think deserve a looksee


Now to start with 3 for today :o


Drummmmmm rollll pleaseeeeeee!!!




WHITE PRIDE-






They fit right at home in Wal-mart.

Now this was a tie for Number one. So It came down to three options. Pick the most random. The most funniest. WTF.

So I introduce you number two.

What happens in Wal Mart stays in Wal Mart.

Chicken breast, anyone?

Now for NUMBER ONE! Now this is the winner for randomness, funny, and certainly WTF and a few ewwww's and /PUKEEEEEE

[WARNINGWARNINGWARNING!: The following image contains lack of manners and hygiene. This may or may not Scar you for life]


The Crouching Tiger-

I see London, I see France, I see someone...oh, ugh. Watch where you step D;

New moon could have been a WHOLE lot better

So while doing my global history homework and getting distracted by my playlist I came across this article on New Moon.





And I got to say this is the best summary, if not the best script, for New Moon. Get's right to the point and entertains while not wasting an hour of your life.



[BEFORE I START I WILL RANT AND PERHAPS SPOIL. I RECOMMEND FAN GIRLS WHO HAVE NOT READ THE SERIES TO..ERR READ]

Now before I start. I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST TWILIGHT. I read the books, I loved them, since I was practically the target audience they were aiming at. They were all "OMG" to me because i'm sadly a sucker for that crap. But when the movies came out I became anti-twilight. The movie, of course. First, every single chick who never cracked open a book that was more than 100 pages actually went out and BOUGHT AND READ twilight. Just because it was such a fad everywhere in my school.





Now for some reason this made me quite mad because I couldn't believe that they had to wait for some silly little movie and fad for them to actually crack open a book that was out for quite a while now.





Then came the team edward and jacob commentaries. Originally I thought they were both douchebags from the bags and prefered that vampire that tried to eat bella. (I forget his name, darn my short attention span) But this team thing was bullshit so what I did and still do is tell them it doesn't matter either way because edward wins her while being the biggest sexist pig there can be and a douchebag while Jacob, the cliche friend who falls in love with the girl but never gets her, falls in love with the babe that Edward and Bella make. I love ruining little fan girls who got bored after New Moon the book :)





So then I saw the cast for the movies. W.T.F. Bella actually kinda fits Bella in my opinion. But long haired Jacob and my first reaction was "WTF" and don't get me started on Edward. Robert Pattison looks like he's retarded and sick while my old image of Edward was someone hotter and someone who actually looked...healthier. I believe they could have found someone better.

I fail to see how he is hot or comprehend how he even fits the role or "image" and expectations of being Edward Cullen.

Actually making the book into a movie sucks ass. But the second movie actually looked better than the previews of the first but oh well.

[/END OF RANT]




Now here's what this post was really all about. How New Moon could have been better if it was just more honest and shorter






ASHLEY GREENE
Hey Kristen! Open my gift first! It's a bag of ecstasy, now you can be just as obnoxiously bubbly and wired as me!
KRISTEN opens the gift and cuts herself on the wrapping.
KRISTEN STEWART
Ouch. Zoom in cameraman, I got a papercut.
ROBERT PATTINSON
On wrapping paper? How is that even possible?
Suddenly, JACKSON RATHBONE pretends he's a SNAKE and makes SUPER COOL SNAKE NOISES. He lunges at KRISTEN.
ROBERT PATTINSON
Don't worry Kristen, I will protect you by hurling you against a wall and into a glass table!
KRISTEN STEWART
My hero!
(bleeds profusely)

TAYLOR LAUTNER
You're back with the vampire? I thought you were falling in love with me!
KRISTEN STEWART
Guys, think about this a minute. Isn't the fact that I'm only attracted to dangerous monsters an indicator that I'm not actually attracted to who either of you are, but what you are? Clearly I just have some kind of serious mental issue.
TAYLOR LAUTNER
Yeah well, stay away from her Robert. Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
ROBERT PATTINSON
Right, because you turn into a cartoon dog.
KRISTEN STEWART
This is the classic "person likes popular kid but is loved by best friend" storyline used in virtually every high school movie ever made, huh?
TAYLOR LAUTNER
Yeah, except unlike every other movie that has used this cliche, you actually wind up with the popular kid and I stay a chump forever

Here's the whole thing
;D

http://www.cracked.com/article/230_if-new-moon-was-10-times-shorter-100-times-more-honest/

Cats are actually smarter than you

Love it when a cat rubs against you?

When it "Meows" like a baby? They're evil.

This is why I always thought something was up with them.

Cats D:

http://www.cracked.com/article/226_6-adorable-cat-behaviors-with-shockingly-evil-explanations/

Cats rub up against to declare you their property.

"Cats, like many other animals, are packed full of pheromone-oozing scent glands that are primarily used to communicate with other cats on such hot topics as identity, sexual availability and territorial ownership. The most active and important glands that a cat uses to send these messages are located on the tail, the side of the body and the face. Thus, when a cat rubs up against your legs or slides its face along your hand, it is engaging these glands in order to leave its unique scent on you. That scent in turn communicates to any other animals in the vicinity that not only is it, say, female and horny, but that you, the human, belong to her. When a cat brushes against your legs, it's less a furry hug and more of a prison yard tattoo. "

For all you know, you've been owned. D:

The next time you have a cat rub up against you remember, you might just be their sex buddy or lover D;

EXTRAEXTRA! Hot harry potter sex!

EXTRA EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!

I'm a huge Harry potter fan. No, not so much the movies but the books.

Although I do love the movies, they actually kind of resemble the books and have the same "Impact and climate" as the book.
Unlike The Twilight series which suck ass as movies and can't really reach the expectations I have from the books.


I loved the series but despise the movies because it's just ugh.
Also, Robert pattison in my opinion does not fit the role of Edward and looks really retarded.
I'm sorry, I was such a huge fan that when I found out about the movie and the cast I got angry D;


So much hate.
But that's for another post.

NOW DUN DUNN DUNN

LINK TO Harry potter sneak preview

http://www.thevine.com.au/entertainment/articles/harry-potter-and-the-deathly-hallows-_-special-sneak-peek.aspx#comments


Now for the funnies :3

I love you dude on the train.

I fell in love with the dude on the train who looked so hot. But he just turned out to be a chick who looked good as a dude and I suspected there was something up with that.

I still love you dude who I originally thought was a dude

<3

So....

Canadian bacon.

My bacon.

So...what's up with that?

~OTM

Butterfly Toast~

Yes, well, wifey.... XD I love that picture. But it makes me think of Bikki and his giant effing random banana I saw. Makes me think of Jrockers and their bananas... yum... banana phones~.

But this, THIS is my favourite fellow.


He's adorable, am I right? Like, there's never going to be another butterfly prince... EVA. You just can't replace his normality, his shyness, or anything Kami had~.

Plus his shoes, and the car, make me wanna eff it in the banana... er, butt.

^ Erase that image from your mind NOW. That sounds disrespectful to his memory.. heh heh..

I asked for a blue morpho didius for Christmas (a butterly) and it will be my first for my future collection. :'D I plan to open an inn~. Hee hee. :3 It will be butterfly themed.

Today's my school prom, but I'm not going, even though I kind of wanted to..

Bananas

This is for miss Death to view when she get's on.

BANANA.

Reita, holding bananas. BANANAS. GET IT? BANANAS? TOXIC BANANAS, TB? TUBERCULOSIS! HAHAHAH

As you can see i'm quite bored at school.

This will be the last reita picture I post in a while. I promise.

You know what's fascinating? Ancient Greece. The stories of conquest, government and mythology is just so interesting to take in. I mean, daddy gods eating babies and babies cutting off daddy's balls while a rain of children comes out from the castration. Who doesn't love that?!

But seriously, it's fascinating to learn about these things and I just get so sucked in as if I were personally there cutting off Cronus's balls. That's how personal I get.

~OTM

Speaking of....RAPE

Speaking of GazettE. REITA FOR THE FUCKING WIN.

I have an obsession with asians. Seriously. (Watch out asians!)

Especially those who look like the oppostie sex. I. WILL. STALK. YOU. DOWN.

Asians for some reason are <3

Not all. The ones from New York are so spicy

and cocky. Like my asian friend Annie, quite a little wise mouth she has.

So not cute to me D:

Also from something I read from Miss death. I wanted to do Reita from the gazette for Halloween but lacked the money and awesome hair ):

For ya'll who don't know reita I'll give you some pics

I LOVE HIS HAIR <3

He makes me want to kill him to preserve his beauty <3

Also I love his hair it's so orgasmic.

:o

Now for RAPERAPERAPE

~OTM

Kitties Rape Me

I've been having trouble, feline trouble...

My cat seems to like me too much that fluid from his ears drip onto my keyboard and arm. It's really ew because it.. stinks.. and feels like cold water. DX

He likes to headbutt my arm... eck.

I shall put a random picture of me, with cute erasers up soon~. So Yuki does not believe I'm a creepy stalker chick anymore. I only stalk a few lucky people~. :3

Nothing really.. ~*fabulous*~ happened today. But you want to know why I say fabulous like ~*fabulous*~? This has to do with the gayest, cutest, sadist fandom I've witnessed and love. It's the reason rainbows, owls, and teacups are essential to my necessities~. Along with wifey. <3>

Now it's not like I'm utterly obsessed with Japanese oriented things (except maybe Kami-sama, but dude, where the frig am I ever gonna find such a guy like that? WHERE? D: ) I just have a thing for manga. And manwha. And cats... yeah.

CATS!!!

Kiss My... What??

So, yeah, to add to the gayness, I remember coming across this bandanna for the GazettE a lil while ago.. And my immediate thoughts were NOT pleasant. D:

Is this not weird or what? Wait, I know a guy who wears these... Kekeke...

Cocaine whirl

I just felt the need to add this. It's oddly gay yet adorable.

Which reminds me the i'm such a sucker for stuff like this.

But then I remember it's really gay.

It's my wifey's Gay sparkles of Doom.

73% of the time it will temporarily make you have a gay feeling.

When I saw it I had the sudden urge for bananas and whipped cream.

D:

BEWARE!

PRESSPRESSPRESS

Now for something to get rid of that gayness.

~OTM

Getting High

Hola from New York.

Well today was a pretty dreadful day.

But I managed to wake up early. Still wish it was thanksgiving break

and our next break won't be till Christmas break.

Speaking of christmas...last year literally and seriously got socks.

I wanted to kill my parents and was on the verge of doing so.

But this year i'm to another country for my christmas. No you nosy people won't know where.

Stalkers >.>;

So today I slept through my first thee periods. Two of my teachers were absent and I learned that my history teacher was hot. But old.

I'm going to marry my history teacher one day. Then kill him so nobody can have him.

But I still love Miss Death <3

I went to visit my old school today and I swear that everything is so tiny!

I felt like a giant, seriously.

Then when the kiddies came out, I exploded.

TINY 2-3 FEET CHILDREN. SO CUTE AND SMALL AND HUGGABLE.

Now don't get me wrong, i'm no pedophile.

But something about little kiddies make my insides explode and it's so orrrrgassmic.

No, i'm not a pedo. I don't roll that way.

They're just so cute <3

So Connor, stfu. Calling me a les D:

Also, as my wifey said. I recently find myself using the males bathroom. I was curious.

One day I found myself just going in there and found out that it's a whole other world in there.

Now I go in there a lot that most males actually got used to me going there.

They consider me one of them now perhaps?

I love guys who look like girls and vice-versa

<3

My next goal is to somehow get inside the Boys locker room and see how it is. I heard it's heaven.

Perhaps i'll post pics.

Ah well thats it for now, so I recommend to future readers, GO INSIDE THE OPPOSITE SEX BATHROOM.

~OTM

Mm... Crab Cream...

Ello again~. Tis Miss Death speaking. :3 Today turned out to be fairly... intriguing.

Not only were we discussing our blog title at school today, my friend and I came to the conclusion it sounded much like an STI. Is this a good thing, I wonder? Sudden conversation broke out about having the crabbies and multiple nausea inducing questions were asked as a mere virgin stood by. I think I'd rather have one of the crabs from the beach in my panties, thank you.

It also turns out my friend, who's name will be disclosed for the time being (until Miss Death gets creepy with you folks) is married to a fellow from Japan. Now.. not only is this true, but apparently he has given birth. What in the world..

My cat decided to side rape me today. D: Wasn't enjoyable. Rather annoying creature he can be, but I was the one who chose to marry him when I was.. six.

Ciao~. (Oh, and Yuki, if you read this, no I'm not completely and utterly obsessed with gay men and putting boys in dresses.. that's only for the 'special' people. <3)

Would You Like Some Tea?

At first, looking at the blog, I was thinking as usual... "How in the worldly frogs does this thing work?". This was followed by mild (aka toxic) swearing and cussing for hours until I realized one button... Now, I only hope I do not screw up what my lovely made~.

I tend to be.. the oddball. I'm always one of the odd ones out in a group. I'd rather talk to myself, but eh. I mean, I do live in a small area. D: Unlike wifey.. And I do not enter men's bathroom stalls~.

Now only to find the bio part.. oops..

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Got your attention?

Welcome lovelies, welcome to TB.

No, not Tuberculosis.

You may be wondering, what is Toxic Bananas? To be quite frank I don't know.

I didn't come up with the title. You know who did? My dear wife, Miss Death.

I love you dearie.

But I can probably give an insight on what this blog will be about. BS.

Anything that we please and comes to OUR MIND.

Actually i'm speaking for me right here. My dear wife might make this something else.

I'll try to make it interesting for you all too.

But it's for my personal enjoyment.

Not yours.

Thats my intro for now dearies.

No, no there's no sex you tainted people. Well no sex yet

;D

Later :3

~OTM