Kiss My... What??

So, yeah, to add to the gayness, I remember coming across this bandanna for the GazettE a lil while ago.. And my immediate thoughts were NOT pleasant. D:

Is this not weird or what? Wait, I know a guy who wears these... Kekeke...

Cocaine whirl

I just felt the need to add this. It's oddly gay yet adorable.

Which reminds me the i'm such a sucker for stuff like this.

But then I remember it's really gay.

It's my wifey's Gay sparkles of Doom.

73% of the time it will temporarily make you have a gay feeling.

When I saw it I had the sudden urge for bananas and whipped cream.

D:

BEWARE!

PRESSPRESSPRESS

Now for something to get rid of that gayness.

~OTM

Getting High

Hola from New York.

Well today was a pretty dreadful day.

But I managed to wake up early. Still wish it was thanksgiving break

and our next break won't be till Christmas break.

Speaking of christmas...last year literally and seriously got socks.

I wanted to kill my parents and was on the verge of doing so.

But this year i'm to another country for my christmas. No you nosy people won't know where.

Stalkers >.>;

So today I slept through my first thee periods. Two of my teachers were absent and I learned that my history teacher was hot. But old.

I'm going to marry my history teacher one day. Then kill him so nobody can have him.

But I still love Miss Death <3

I went to visit my old school today and I swear that everything is so tiny!

I felt like a giant, seriously.

Then when the kiddies came out, I exploded.

TINY 2-3 FEET CHILDREN. SO CUTE AND SMALL AND HUGGABLE.

Now don't get me wrong, i'm no pedophile.

But something about little kiddies make my insides explode and it's so orrrrgassmic.

No, i'm not a pedo. I don't roll that way.

They're just so cute <3

So Connor, stfu. Calling me a les D:

Also, as my wifey said. I recently find myself using the males bathroom. I was curious.

One day I found myself just going in there and found out that it's a whole other world in there.

Now I go in there a lot that most males actually got used to me going there.

They consider me one of them now perhaps?

I love guys who look like girls and vice-versa

<3

My next goal is to somehow get inside the Boys locker room and see how it is. I heard it's heaven.

Perhaps i'll post pics.

Ah well thats it for now, so I recommend to future readers, GO INSIDE THE OPPOSITE SEX BATHROOM.

~OTM

Mm... Crab Cream...

Ello again~. Tis Miss Death speaking. :3 Today turned out to be fairly... intriguing.

Not only were we discussing our blog title at school today, my friend and I came to the conclusion it sounded much like an STI. Is this a good thing, I wonder? Sudden conversation broke out about having the crabbies and multiple nausea inducing questions were asked as a mere virgin stood by. I think I'd rather have one of the crabs from the beach in my panties, thank you.

It also turns out my friend, who's name will be disclosed for the time being (until Miss Death gets creepy with you folks) is married to a fellow from Japan. Now.. not only is this true, but apparently he has given birth. What in the world..

My cat decided to side rape me today. D: Wasn't enjoyable. Rather annoying creature he can be, but I was the one who chose to marry him when I was.. six.

Ciao~. (Oh, and Yuki, if you read this, no I'm not completely and utterly obsessed with gay men and putting boys in dresses.. that's only for the 'special' people. <3)

Would You Like Some Tea?

At first, looking at the blog, I was thinking as usual... "How in the worldly frogs does this thing work?". This was followed by mild (aka toxic) swearing and cussing for hours until I realized one button... Now, I only hope I do not screw up what my lovely made~.

I tend to be.. the oddball. I'm always one of the odd ones out in a group. I'd rather talk to myself, but eh. I mean, I do live in a small area. D: Unlike wifey.. And I do not enter men's bathroom stalls~.

Now only to find the bio part.. oops..