Cats are actually smarter than you

Love it when a cat rubs against you?

When it "Meows" like a baby? They're evil.

This is why I always thought something was up with them.

Cats D:

http://www.cracked.com/article/226_6-adorable-cat-behaviors-with-shockingly-evil-explanations/

Cats rub up against to declare you their property.

"Cats, like many other animals, are packed full of pheromone-oozing scent glands that are primarily used to communicate with other cats on such hot topics as identity, sexual availability and territorial ownership. The most active and important glands that a cat uses to send these messages are located on the tail, the side of the body and the face. Thus, when a cat rubs up against your legs or slides its face along your hand, it is engaging these glands in order to leave its unique scent on you. That scent in turn communicates to any other animals in the vicinity that not only is it, say, female and horny, but that you, the human, belong to her. When a cat brushes against your legs, it's less a furry hug and more of a prison yard tattoo. "

For all you know, you've been owned. D:

The next time you have a cat rub up against you remember, you might just be their sex buddy or lover D;